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exfatalist:

skarver:

when did “entry level” become “requires 3-5 years work experience”?

*whispers* when unemployment rates skyrocketed and employers realized they could have their pick of desperate job seekers willing to take entry level work they were vastly over-qualified for, meaning they do not need to pay for said employee’s qualifications or experience

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biomorphosis:

Raccoon dogs look very similar to raccoons but have no genetic similarities between them. They belong to belong to the Canidae family, which are known to have distinct dog and wolf like characteristics and appearance. These animals are both carnivorous and omnivorous mammals.

They are monogamous and will mate for life. It is only if the mate dies or is killed, will the other search for a new mate. Two mates will hibernate in one den. During this period they will maintain close body contact to keep each other warm and will groom each other as well. This is a trait not practiced by canines, as dogs neither hibernate and nor are they monogamous in nature.

(Reblogged from canis-decassatus)

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

peachymints:

I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

This almost makes me wanna make my own ocs just so i can ship them with my friends ocs

(Reblogged from tatigotzkittiez)

lazar3tto:

why does the 50 shades of grey movie look like they cast one of those skinny white tumblr daddy doms

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adamn-it-jensen:

owlcatsandtea:

spy u ok

hes just upspydown

(Reblogged from sircuddlebuns)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(Reblogged from damned-to-be-dalish)